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The real first line of Self Made Man ( is )

( The lines! )

a_d_medievalist has reminded me that I hadn't set a finishing time for the last section, so your deadline is 9pm GMT, Wednesday. Good luck!

The fifth and final book of Game 8 ( is )

And the real first line of John Major: An Autobiography ( is )

Guys, you've surpassed yourselves. I've spent the past ten minutes in stitches reading these out to my girlfriend. There's not a one among them that couldn't have been declaimed by the Spitting Image John Major puppet, if not by the man himself.

( the lines )

This weekend I am at my parents'. As I scanned the shelves for a suitable title, I thought to myself, Good Lord, why do my parents, lifelong Labour voters, have ( John Major's autobiography? )

The real first line of Body Outlaws ( is )

( the lines! )

Book 3 is Body Outlaws: Young Women Write About Body Image and Identity, edited by Ophira Edut. As this is a collection of essays, I'm looking for the first line of Edut's Introduction.

( Extract and blurb )